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        <![CDATA[ 
  TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 
  1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
  was God and I didn&#39;t. 
   2.. I don&#39;t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of
  it.



  3..
  Some people are
  alive only because it&#39;s illegal to kill them.



  4..
  I used to have a handle
  on life, but it broke.



  5.. Don&#39;t take life
  too seriously; No one gets out alive.
  

  
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: OT - A list to brighten your day.  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#0000FF" size="4">Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere.
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<font color="#660000">My personal favorite!
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: OT - A list to brighten your day.  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ You made my day ; Love them all, but
<br>
the one I love the most
<br>
<br>
My husband and I divorced over religious differences
<br>
he thought he was God and I didn&#39;t.
<br>
<br>
Love It....... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: OT - A list to brighten your day.  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ You&#39;re welcome.
<br>
<br>
I personally like:
<br>
<br>
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
<br>
<br>
and
<br>
<br>
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: OT - A list to brighten your day.  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ THat was my fave too, Dazie! Thanks Shelly, needed a lift today
<br>
! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Shelly Shelly Shelly!!!!!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">
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My faviorite! <font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(153,51,0); FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;">They call it PMS because
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img height="17" src="http://forum.simplymaya.com/images/smilies/new2/lmao.gif" width="27" alt="image"> Thanks Michelle, I got a great laugh outta these, too
funny!! Made my day brighter! ]]></description>

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  <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="4"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE</span></font></strong> <font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"><br>
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