This one had me in stitches 
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two
female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to
learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but
mostly to see the beautiful horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's
room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants and began
hoisting them up one by one, trying to direct the flow.
As she lifted one of the boys, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well-endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher
said, "You must be in the 4th grade."
"No, ma'am", he replied, "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh."
Jamie
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two
female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to
learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but
mostly to see the beautiful horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's
room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants and began
hoisting them up one by one, trying to direct the flow.
As she lifted one of the boys, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well-endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher
said, "You must be in the 4th grade."
"No, ma'am", he replied, "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh."
Jamie
