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ImShellyC |
Caption This 7/18/08 |
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ImShellyC |
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Alan: "Welcome to the exciting world of Avon ladies..."
Natalia: "Since when do you sell Avon?" Alan: "Gus told me to do it." ------------------------- Alan: "Okay ladies we are here today to paint these walls." Ladies: "HANDS ON!"
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Guy I |
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Alan: Ok ladies, I'm glad you all showed up. As I mentioned I have changed careers and I am now pimping.
Natalia: You said nothing in your flier about being a pimp needing girls. Cassie: Well wait a minute Natalia, lets hear Alan out. This may be a golden opportunity. Alan: Thats right, a golden opportunity to make money.
Guy
(Laughter IS the best medicine!) |
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BanksR |
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Alan: "Ok ladies, the deal is, I have no money, no house of my own and I talk to my dead son...now....who wants to make a new family with me??!!"
Ladies: "Uhhhhh" |
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yellowrose1 |
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Alan: Ladies,I am making a new movie (Seldom) and I would like for you to all play the parts of all the women whose lives I have ruined.
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Tania in Pennsylvania |
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Alan: "Grab your bags ladies... forget Spaulding... polygamy is the way for me!!!"
Tania in Pennsylvania
"Seduce my mind and you can have my body, Find my soul and I'm yours forever"...~by Anonymous |
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Lighthouse |
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Alan: I never dreamed that there was an Alan Spaulding fan club! This is wonderful ladies. If you have anything for me to sign, I will gladly do so, unless
of course, it is a check. Ha Ha...Come on ladies, let's go to lunch at Towers! I'll charge it to Bill Lewis!
Loretta |
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ElizabethF |
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Ha ha, Loretta!
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