Ladies this has to be read, laughed at & passed. There
isn't a woman alive today who won't crack up over
this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist
later in the week. Early one morning, I received a
call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had
only just packed everyone off to work and school, and
it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office
took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort
over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I
wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I
rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas,
wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, &
gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I
was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when
I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up
on the table, looked over at the other side of the
room & pretended that I was in Paris or some other
place a million miles away. I was a little surprised
when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief &
went home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some
shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6
year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,
"Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one
from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here
by the sink, it had all my glitter & sparkles saved inside it."
NEVER EVER GOING BACK TO THAT DOCTOR.
